cute girl on the bus got off at the same stop as me. that makes me happy.

ponderisms:

So I was going through old papers and found a packet full of questions that my kindergarten teacher apparently asked us. 
Kenny, if you’re somewhere reading this, teach us the secret of reaching enlightenment.

ponderisms:

So I was going through old papers and found a packet full of questions that my kindergarten teacher apparently asked us. 

Kenny, if you’re somewhere reading this, teach us the secret of reaching enlightenment.

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all this metal is so math thank you god of metal

humanbeingdisaster:

When you die, you go all the way back to the study room. So…

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ohfuckitsoprah:

w0bbuffets:

do transformers get car insurance or life insurance

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